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hiddensky:

Happy hump day! 🙊 #girlswholift #housewifey #humpday by samanthaafox

hiddensky:

Happy hump day! 🙊 #girlswholift #housewifey #humpday by samanthaafox

Where there is anger, apply loving kindness. Where there is evil, offer good. Where there is stinginess, be generous. Where there are lies, be truthful.
Thích Nhất Hạnh (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via jheneaiko)

scorpioseason:

If you want to rely on somebody to do your detective work, call a #Scorpio. They are naturally able to probe and find out information — all while staying quiet.

No my sister, the Pisces

scorpioseason:

If you want to rely on somebody to do your detective work, call a #Scorpio. They are naturally able to probe and find out information — all while staying quiet.

No my sister, the Pisces

(Source: zodiaccity)

(Source: scorpio-hc)

  • Carl's Jr Drive Thru:

    Hi, would you like to try a Western Bacon BBQ Cheeseburger?

  • Me:

    No thanks. (Looks at phone to see wife's order) I'll have a Western Bacon...BBQ...Cheeseburger...

penis-hilton:

DON’T EVEN TRY AND TELL ME FEMALE ERIC DOESN’T LOOK LIKE STRAIGHT UP ELLEN DEGENERES CAUSE I WILL HURT YOU

(Source: policymic, via biglilkim)

hiddensky:

Scratching my head with this one. Planet Fitness is a pretty judgmental gym for having the slogan “judgement free zone” I thought the key of going to the gym was to lose weight and gain muscle? 😑 by fitgirls_inspire

hiddensky:

Scratching my head with this one. Planet Fitness is a pretty judgmental gym for having the slogan “judgement free zone” I thought the key of going to the gym was to lose weight and gain muscle? 😑 by fitgirls_inspire

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